PD Ay!

Fourth eye
For Monday SONA


PD Ay!

The Inquirer reported that the daughter of an anti-drug agent was
drugged and raped.
Outraged, Malacanang and the Philippine Drug Enforcement Agency
declared a Mexican-style war against drug syndicates
Raise your Tequila, hombre!
oOo
The Cordillera police declared the case closed after finding that the
incident was a hoax.
PDI stood by its story and authorities mellowed down.
Philippine Drug Inquirer. PD Ay!
oOo
Anti-drug agent’s daughter drugged and raped. The story becomes
sensational. Government declares all out war on drugs.
A poor rugby-sniffing girl from a local squatter colony got raped. No one cared.
Government declares all out war on SQUATTING!
oOo
Today is the day when PGMA delivers her state of the nation address
(SONA). Her critics will frown as they try to compare today’s from the
previous years’ SONAs.
Apart from what the president wore, what else is new?
oOo
PGMA’s supporters will cut short office hours and lock their sights on
their TV set.
Also to compare today with last year’s SONA and see if her BREAST JOB
made any difference.
oOo
Sen. Manny Villar ruled the surveys!
Sen. Mar Roxas ruled the airwaves.
oOo
Administration presidential wannabes fared poorly in the same surveys
and Erap made the biggest jump to tail Villar.
Wait until Roxas comes out with AGB Nielsen’s survey. Prime time spots
pa ads niya. Talo silang lahat.
oOo
With hundreds of millions already spent on various political ads, the
only thing reaping the fruits of democracy this early are the two
giant TV stations.
oOo
Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile threatened to end sessions if the
issue of Con-Ass is discussed.
Ayaw na niyang mainip. May alam siyang mas mabilis na paraan.
oOo
Around 15,000 soldiers and policemen will be deployed to secure SONA.
Analysts estimate the number of protesters could be lesser.
Rallyists would rather stay at home and watch TV to get a clearer view
of GMA’s intriguing breast job.