Saturday, August 1, 2009

Bail of Rights

BAIL OF RIGHTS

Bureau of Jail Management and Penology chief Dir. Rosendo Dial said
some 80,000 inmates from various jail facilities units nationwide can
vote in next year’s polls. The Commission on Elections already
approved of the scheme’s implementing rules and guidelines.
In the future, inmates can run for public office and many politicians
will go to jail.
oOo
Commission on Human Rights chairperson Leila De Lima claimed jailbirds
not yet convicted of their crimes still have the privilege to vote.
It’s their Constitutional right.
BAIL OF RIGHTS!
oOo
Supt. Glen Dumlao is back in the country to spill the beans on the
Dacer-Corbito double murder case. Alleged as Sen. Panfilo Lacson’s
henchman, Dumlao will unlock the mystery behind the gruesome killings.
Hope he provides the right key and combination.
oOo
Residents of Pandacan are up in arms against the city ordinance
extending the stay of the oil depots in the district.
A well-oiled campaign?
oOo
Manila Mayor Alfredo Lim blamed the previous administration of Lito
Atienza for the mess. He claimed the ordinance was his predecessor’s
idea and now Atienza is now using the issue against the incumbent
mayor.
Really now, who got the GREASE?
oOo
In Nueva Ecija, the gubernatorial and vice gubernatorial posts will be
a fight between two Umalis and two Josons. It’s all a family affair.
Sino ang dapat umalis?
oOo
PCSO Director Popoy Taruc, who ran but lost his vice gubernatorial bid
in 2007, is posed to stage a comeback. This time to save the province
from an expected clan war.
I’M POPOY THE SAVIORMAN!
Boboto kita, pare.
oOo
Singer Selina Sevilla complained of a failed butt job. She claimed the
Silicon oil injected on her was eating her flesh.
Her doctor probably got the oil from Pandacan. Now we know why many
are against it.

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